\u0218i l-au \u00eempu\u0219cat \u0219i pe Trump! A r\u0103mas a\u0219a… \u00eentr-o ureche. \u0218i pe c\u0103ldura asta, ca \u0219i la ei e canicul\u0103. Pe noi ne arde asfaltul de c\u00e2teva zile \u0219i nu sc\u0103p\u0103m, prea cur\u00e2nd. \u0218i c\u00e2nd ne \u00eenarm\u0103m cu r\u0103bdare, pentru c\u0103ldura din STB, Prim\u0103ria ne-a f\u0103cut o surpriz\u0103. Zilele acestea, toate mijloacele de transport \u00een comun au aer condi\u021bionat. Dac\u0103 nu erau 40 de grade, a\u0219 fi zis c\u0103 a venit Mo\u0219 Cr\u0103ciun.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
C\u0103 e cald, c\u0103 e frig, STB-ul r\u0103m\u00e2ne o poveste de succes. Acolo se deruleaz\u0103 cele mai frumoase scenarii: lec\u021bii de amor, sfaturi despre cum s\u0103 divor\u021bezi sau s\u0103 te m\u0103ri\u021bi, discu\u021bii despre cum ar trebui s\u0103 fie condus\u0103 \u021bar\u0103 noastr\u0103 sau alte \u021b\u0103ri, de ce nu. Tentativa de asasinat, asupra fostului pre\u0219edinte american Donald Trump, nu putea s\u0103 nu treac\u0103 de filtrul discu\u021biilor din STB. \u0218i, o discu\u021bie despre un asemenea eveniment, nu merge f\u0103r\u0103 shaorma. Da, shaorma m\u00e2ncat\u0103 pe scaun, discut\u00e2nd aprins despre America. C\u0103 ei ne \u201econduce\u201d, nu? <\/p>\n\n\n\n
A\u0219a a \u00eenceput dezbaterea \u00eentre dou\u0103 personaje haioase, care \u00eenfulecau cu poft\u0103 m\u00e2ncarea din alte \u021b\u0103ri, foarte popular\u0103 \u0219i la noi. \u0218i, cum aerul condi\u021bionat, f\u0103cut cadou de Prim\u0103rie, nu era foarte puternic, mirosul ne-a \u00eenv\u0103luit, ca o boare, pe cei care, pe vremea asta, merg la serviciu. Da, suntem \u0219i de \u0103\u0219tia! O m\u00e2n\u0103!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201eCrezi c\u0103 dac\u0103 voiau s\u0103-l omoare, nu reu\u0219eau\u201d? <\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n \u201eCine\u201d? <\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n \u201eEeeee… P\u0103i pe Kennedy nu l-au mazilit\u201d? <\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n \u201eCine s\u0103-l omoare, domne\u201d? <\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n \u201eEeeee…\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n \u201e\u0102la era un copil de 20 de ani\u201d.<\/em> <\/p>\n\n\n\n \u201eEeeee… A fost pus\u201d! <\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n \u201eDe cine, domne\u201d? <\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n \u201eEeee… de ai lor\u201d! <\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n \u201eCare, domne’, ai lor\u201d? <\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n \u201eEeee… \u0103ia care s-au pus peste el, n-ai v\u0103zut\u201d? <\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n \u201eP\u0103i aia \u00eel ap\u0103rau\u201d! <\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n \u201eEeee… era la mi\u0219to! \u00cel \u021bineau acolo, poate se mai tr\u0103gea\u201d. <\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n \u201eP\u0103i, pe \u0103la, \u00eel omor\u00e2ser\u0103 deja\u201d! <\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n \u201eEeee… da chiar nu \u00een\u021belegi? A\u0219a fac ei\u201d! <\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n \u201eE\u0219ti idiot\u201d! <\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n \u00cen spatele lor, \u201e<\/em>st\u0103tea\u201d<\/em> Caragiale! Da, da! Cu z\u00e2mbetul \u0219ugub\u0103\u021b \u0219i inteligent, arunc\u00e2nd priviri sarcastice.<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u00centre timp, shaorma a \u00eenceput s\u0103 curg\u0103 pe pantaloni \u0219i pe podeaua tramvaiului. Moment \u00een care, o doamn\u0103 dr\u0103gu\u021b\u0103 care, cu greu ascultase discu\u021bia purtat\u0103, cum se c\u00e2nt\u0103 la oper\u0103, atrage aten\u021bia asupra incidentului. Discret \u0219i elegant. Domnul cu onomatopeea, r\u0103spunde, cu sosul \u00een col\u021bul gurii:<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u201e\u021aara arde \u0219i baba se piapt\u0103n\u0103! Mor pre\u0219edin\u021bii americani \u0219i tu vrei s\u0103 nu mai m\u0103n\u00e2nc shaorma\u201d! <\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n Caragiale n-a murit! Caragiale se \u00eentoarce \u00een fiecare secund\u0103 \u0219i st\u0103, pe c\u00e2te un scaun, \u00een STB. Iar mitocanul din STB nu ezit\u0103 s\u0103 \u00eemput\u0103, \u0219i la propriu \u0219i la figurat, atmosfera. De data asta, doar cu shaorma!<\/p>\n\n\n\n Dac\u0103 atentatul se sf\u00e2r\u0219ea altfel, am fi aflat c\u0103 Trump st\u0103, bine merci, la soare, pe o insul\u0103 \u0219i face glume deocheate cu Elvis Presley \u0219i Michael Jackson.<\/p>\n\n\n\n CITE\u015eTE \u0218I<\/p>\n\n\n\n