{"id":126863,"date":"2025-04-18T07:19:50","date_gmt":"2025-04-18T04:19:50","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/buletin.de\/bucuresti\/?p=126863"},"modified":"2025-04-18T11:48:40","modified_gmt":"2025-04-18T08:48:40","slug":"editorial-ilfovistan-batalia-din-fostul-sector-agricol-intre-batman-si-terminator","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/buletin.de\/bucuresti\/editorial-ilfovistan-batalia-din-fostul-sector-agricol-intre-batman-si-terminator\/","title":{"rendered":"EDITORIAL | Ilfovistan: B\u0103t\u0103lia din fostul Sector Agricol \u00eentre Batman \u0219i Terminator"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p><strong>\u00cen analele neoficiale ale Rom\u00e2niei, acolo unde GPS-ul r\u0103t\u0103ce\u0219te la doi pa\u0219i de Capital\u0103 \u0219i logica \u00ee\u0219i ia concediu prelungit, d\u0103inuie un \u021binut mitologic numit de localnici cu un entuziasm re\u021binut \u201eIlfov\u201d, iar de cunosc\u0103tori, cu un aer de superioritate auto-ironic\u0103, \u201eIlfovistan\u201d. <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Aici, epopeea etern\u0103 nu opune binele r\u0103ului, ci un soi de bine publicitar, lustruit cu fonduri europene incerte, unui r\u0103u administrativ cronic, uns cu \u0219p\u0103gi, de pup\u0103tori de ghiuluri \u0219i moa\u0219te \u0219i alimentat de bugete care dispar ca prin farmec.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00cen col\u021bul ringului improvizat dintre o groap\u0103 de gunoi \u0219i un \u0219antier abandonat \u00eel avem pe <strong>Batman<\/strong>, justi\u021biarul f\u0103r\u0103 superputeri care umbl\u0103 pe l\u00e2ng\u0103 covrig\u0103riile din Tunari, \u00eenarmat doar cu traume generate de s\u0103r\u0103cia din copil\u0103rie \u0219i eventual cu o ma\u0219in\u0103 at\u00e2t de scump\u0103 \u015fi nou\u0103 \u00eenc\u00e2t nu fie indecent de expus la urm\u0103torul Salon Auto Bucure\u0219ti.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Cu to\u021bi banii lua\u021bi de pe p\u0103m\u00e2ntul bunicilor \u0219i sams\u0103reli imobiliare, nu pu\u0219c\u0103 \u00eens\u0103 fa\u021ba cu sigla de pe capot\u0103, nici de-al naibii.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-video\"><video height=\"848\" style=\"aspect-ratio: 678 \/ 848;\" width=\"678\" controls src=\"https:\/\/buletin.de\/bucuresti\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/04\/batman.mp4\"><\/video><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\">Batman din ilfovistan<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>CITE\u0218TE \u0218I <a href=\"https:\/\/buletin.de\/bucuresti\/editorial-cnezatul-faradelegilor-de-langa-bucuresti-de-le-sectorul-0-din-mogosoaia-la-kilometrul-0-al-coruptiei-din-romania\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\"><strong>EDITORIAL | Cnezatul f\u0103r\u0103delegilor de l\u00e2ng\u0103 Bucure\u015fti. De la \u201eSectorul 0\u201d din Mogo\u015foaia, la \u201eKilometrul 0\u201d al corup\u021biei din Rom\u00e2nia<\/strong><\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Pe de alta, <strong>Terminatorul<\/strong>, cyborg-ul trimis din viitor s\u0103 scaneze du\u0219manii administra\u021biei publice din Bragadiru, c\u0103ut\u00e2nd frenetic pe TikTok o anume \u201eSarah Connor\u201d, <a href=\"https:\/\/buletin.de\/bucuresti\/video-primarul-si-viceprimarul-din-bragadiru-val-de-ironii-pe-tiktok-dupa-un-clip-despre-investitiile-din-oras-vicele-scaneaza-dupa-sarrah-connor\/\">dup\u0103 cum a remarcat sarcastic cineva<\/a>, \u0219i eventual ni\u0219te vize de flotant expirate.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<blockquote class=\"tiktok-embed\" cite=\"https:\/\/www.tiktok.com\/@gabriel.lupulescu6\/video\/7493269613636193538\" data-video-id=\"7493269613636193538\" style=\"max-width: 605px;min-width: 325px;\" > <section> <a target=\"_blank\" title=\"@gabriel.lupulescu6\" href=\"https:\/\/www.tiktok.com\/@gabriel.lupulescu6?refer=embed\">@gabriel.lupulescu6<\/a> <a title=\"gabriellupulescu\" target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/www.tiktok.com\/tag\/gabriellupulescu?refer=embed\">#gabriellupulescu<\/a> <a title=\"primarbragadiru\" target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/www.tiktok.com\/tag\/primarbragadiru?refer=embed\">#primarbragadiru<\/a> <a title=\"dandumitrescu\" target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/www.tiktok.com\/tag\/dandumitrescu?refer=embed\">#dandumitrescu<\/a> <a title=\"viceprimar\" target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/www.tiktok.com\/tag\/viceprimar?refer=embed\">#viceprimar<\/a> <a title=\"cjilfov\" target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/www.tiktok.com\/tag\/cjilfov?refer=embed\">#cjilfov<\/a> <a title=\"bragadiru\" target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/www.tiktok.com\/tag\/bragadiru?refer=embed\">#bragadiru<\/a> <a title=\"strazi\" target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/www.tiktok.com\/tag\/strazi?refer=embed\">#strazi<\/a> <a title=\"fyp\" target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/www.tiktok.com\/tag\/fyp?refer=embed\">#fyp<\/a> <a title=\"viral\" target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/www.tiktok.com\/tag\/viral?refer=embed\">#viral<\/a> <a target=\"_blank\" title=\"\u266c Hard News - DM Production\" href=\"https:\/\/www.tiktok.com\/music\/Hard-News-7290414452192200705?refer=embed\">\u266c Hard News &#8211; DM Production<\/a> <\/section> <\/blockquote> <script async src=\"https:\/\/www.tiktok.com\/embed.js\"><\/script>\n\n\n\n<p>A\u0219adar, toate ingredintele pentru o pelicul\u0103 neconven\u021bional\u0103 care ar \u00eempu\u0219ca premii cu nemiluita la Festivalul Interna\u021bional de Film Absurd de la Sili\u0219tea Gume\u0219ti, jude\u021bul Teleorman.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-buttons is-content-justification-center is-layout-flex wp-container-core-buttons-is-layout-16018d1d wp-block-buttons-is-layout-flex\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-button has-custom-width wp-block-button__width-100\"><a class=\"wp-block-button__link wp-element-button\" href=\"https:\/\/www.patreon.com\/BuletinDeBucuresti\"><strong>Sus\u021bine Buletin de Bucure\u0219ti pentru investiga\u021bii, reportaje \u0219i \u0219tiri Locale<\/strong><\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\" id=\"h-de-la-marvel-la-marvaleu-gotham-de-ilfov-istan\"><strong>De la Marvel la \u201eM\u0103rv\u0103leu\u201d: Gotham de Ilfov<\/strong>istan<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<p>Batman aterizeaz\u0103 \u00een Mogo\u0219oaia, \u0219tiut\u0103 de cunosc\u0103tori pentru inflexiunile artimetico-administrative aferente \u201eSectorului 0\u201d. Aici, prim\u0103ria pare a fi controlat\u0103 de NPC-uri upgradate cu func\u021bii publice, ale\u0219i locali care au trecut direct din \u201ef\u0103r\u0103 venit declarat\u201d \u00een \u201eproprietari de terenuri l\u00e2ng\u0103 lac\u201d. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Bat-Signalul e aprins, dar semnalul 5G e blocat de o investi\u021bie nerealizat\u0103 din cauz\u0103 c\u0103 miroase de la o po\u0219t\u0103 a corup\u021bie generalizat\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>CITE\u0218TE \u0218I <a href=\"https:\/\/buletin.de\/bucuresti\/primarul-din-mogosoaia-modifica-de-indata-matematica-consilierii-trebuie-sa-aprobe-ca-10110\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">Primarul din Mogo\u0219oaia modific\u0103 \u201ede \u00eendat\u0103\u201d matematica. Cere consilierilor locali s\u0103 aprobe c\u0103 10+1=10<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\" id=\"h-voluntariul-unde-generalii-nu-se-pensioneaza-ci-se-camufleaza\"><strong>Voluntariul \u2014 unde generalii nu se pensioneaz\u0103, ci se camufleaz\u0103<\/strong><\/h2>\n\n\n\n<p>Batman cere \u00eent\u0103riri, dar descoper\u0103 c\u0103 aici strada \u201eElisabeta Lip\u0103 General \u00een Rezerv\u0103\u201d duce direct spre \u201eBulevardul Anghel Iord\u0103nescu \u2013 Mare\u0219al al Bugetului Local\u201d. To\u021bi eroii au ranguri, dar niciunul nu are autoriza\u021bie de construc\u021bie.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>CITE\u0218TE \u0218I <a href=\"https:\/\/buletin.de\/bucuresti\/editorial-generalii-voluntariului-si-armata-lui-pandele\/fun\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\"><strong>EDITORIAL&nbsp;| Generalii Voluntariului \u0219i \u201earmata\u201d lui Pandele<\/strong><\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Voluntariul e ap\u0103rat de o armat\u0103 simbolic\u0103, condus\u0103 de Pandele cel Inamovibil, inventatorul absolut al conceputului de \u201efeud\u0103 urban\u0103\u201d, care comand\u0103 ora\u0219ul din v\u00e2rful unei piramide de fonduri direc\u021bionate strategic. Pentru cumetri \u0219i fini, filtrate prin cristelni\u021ba Catedralei \u201eSf. Parascheva&#8221;, \u00een special.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\" id=\"h-brigada-terminatorului-din-bragadiru\"><strong>Brigada Terminatorului din Bragadiru<\/strong><\/h2>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00centre timp, \u00een Bragadiru, viceprimarul &#8211; care seam\u0103n\u0103 suspect de mult cu un T-800 care s-a pus la \u00eenc\u0103rcat pe plita electric\u0103 scaneaz\u0103, cu o privire fix\u0103 ce tr\u0103deaz\u0103 o inteligen\u021b\u0103 artificial\u0103 obosit\u0103 de at\u00e2ta incompeten\u021b\u0103, fiecare cet\u0103\u021bean care \u00eendr\u0103zne\u0219te s\u0103 \u00eentrebe \u201e<em>c\u00e2nd vine canalizarea?<\/em>\u201d. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201e<em>Ap\u0103 avem \u00een f\u00e2nt\u00e2ni \u0219i fose, nu v\u0103 mai pl\u00e2nge\u021bi!<\/em>\u201d ar fi putut striga un func\u021bionar cu vest\u0103 reflectorizant\u0103, \u00een timp ce Terminatorul face un live ironic cu hashtagul #Investim\u00cenViitor, cu un tomberon \u00een fundal \u0219i optimismul \u00een deriv\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>CITE\u0218TE \u0218I <a href=\"https:\/\/buletin.de\/bucuresti\/anomalia-votului-de-la-tunari-comuna-din-nordul-capitalei-a-intrecut-toate-orasele-din-ilfov-la-numarul-de-vize-de-flotant-este-genul-de-activitate-care-trebuie-anchetata-serios-de-parchet\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\"><strong>Anomalia votului de la Tunari: comuna din Nordul Capitalei a \u00eentrecut toate ora\u0219ele din Ilfov la num\u0103rul de vize de flotant. \u201cEste genul de activitate care trebuie anchetat\u0103 serios de Parchet\u201d, sus\u021bine politologul Cristian P\u00e2rvulescu<\/strong><\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\" id=\"h-ifovistan-justi\u021bie-vs-justificare\">Ifovistan. <strong>Justi\u021bie vs Justificare<\/strong><\/h2>\n\n\n\n<p>Batman \u00eencearc\u0103 s\u0103 pun\u0103 cap\u0103t farsei. Se infiltreaz\u0103 \u00een \u0219edin\u021ba de Consiliu Local din Tunari, unde flotan\u021bii voteaz\u0103 \u00een cor, de parc\u0103 ar fi fost \u00eenc\u0103rca\u021bi din acela\u0219i USB via Ialomi\u021ba \u0219i C\u0103l\u0103ra\u0219i. Terminatorul \u00eel prinde din urm\u0103 \u0219i, \u00een loc de laser, \u00eei arunc\u0103 \u00een fa\u021b\u0103 un raport al Cur\u021bii de Conturi redactat \u00een Comic Sans \u0219i \u0219tampilat cu \u201eNu se poate, domnu\u2019!\u201d.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00centr-un moment de epifanie, Batman realizeaz\u0103 c\u0103 \u00een Ilfovistan nu po\u021bi \u00eenvinge r\u0103ul cu pumni \u0219i \u0219uturi. Aici e nevoie de ANI, DNA \u0219i, poate, de o telecomand\u0103 cu care s\u0103 schimbi canalul \u0219i, ideal, ADN-ul tic\u0103lo\u0219ilor.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>CITE\u0218TE \u0218I <strong><a href=\"https:\/\/buletin.de\/bucuresti\/cine-a-castigat-alegerile-din-jurul-capitalei-un-dezvoltator-imobiliar-va-conduce-orasul-bragadiru-iar-comuna-ganeasa-il-are-primar-pe-ginerele-fostului-edil\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">Cine a c\u00e2\u0219tigat alegerile din jurul Capitalei | Un dezvoltator imobiliar va conduce ora\u0219ul Bragadiru iar comuna G\u0103neasa \u00eel are primar pe ginerele fostului edil<\/a> <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ilfovistan nu este doar un jude\u021b. Este un sentiment, poate chiar un multivers. Un \u201eM\u0103rv\u0103leu\u201d autentic.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Un spa\u021biu unde investi\u021biile se m\u0103soar\u0103 \u00een clipuri de TikTok, generalii f\u0103r\u0103 de b\u0103t\u0103lii devin str\u0103zi, iar primarii c\u00e2\u0219tig\u0103 alegeri cu flotan\u021bi \u0219i lozinci gen \u201eViitorul sun\u0103 asfaltat \u0219i canalizat\u201d.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Batman a plecat. Terminatorul a r\u0103mas. C\u0103ci \u00een Ilfovistan, viitorul nu vine. \u00cei e prea ru\u0219ine.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u00cen analele neoficiale ale Rom\u00e2niei, acolo unde GPS-ul r\u0103t\u0103ce\u0219te la doi pa\u0219i de Capital\u0103 \u0219i logica \u00ee\u0219i ia concediu prelungit, d\u0103inuie un \u021binut mitologic numit de localnici cu un entuziasm re\u021binut \u201eIlfov\u201d, iar de cunosc\u0103tori, cu un aer de superioritate auto-ironic\u0103, \u201eIlfovistan\u201d. 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